Thursday, June 05, 2008

Veerachaamy - A Warning!!!

I thought of naming this post Veerachamy - A review, but thought more than a review this could be best described as the horrible experiences of a film viewer watching a king kong, which could prevent phyical and mental damages for weak hearted people yet to watch this classic, and also could prevent some casualities among pets at your home accidentally turning towards TV.

Reading reviews from websites and blogs long back when this movie released, I imagined this to be a life story of a social servant (!) called Veerachaamy, interspersed with sister sentiments some love scenes. But after watching the film last Sunday on Sun TV, I came to know that it is the story of two lovers, Veerachamy and Sarasu, and the hurdles they face in life. The story of two love birds except that there is no bird existing to be compared with either of them :P

The film had an intersting "opening" fight when T.R's dothi opened up showing his pattapatti underwear after which we get to see it in many scenes, giving the effect of watching a horror movie.

After lot of mokkaiest scenes with lengthy dialogues (Yawn!) love episode of T.R and Mumtaj starts. Mumtaj considers T.R. her saamy and is devoted so much to him to the extent of resting her cheeks on his shoes (of course after he removes it)

She wipes her face with the towel used by TR to wipe his face, rubs her face with the comb used by TR to comb his dhaadi, uses TR's poster to relieve her body pains whenever her mother (one bitch of a lady) beats her etc etc

T.R is the tharuthala MLA who suthifies with 4 allakais(unfortunately Santhanam is one of them) all the time, and most times seen in vella vetti with pattapatti trouser inside and karupu sattai. He uses all innovative techniques against corruption like shooting with video cam hidden in book, giving paarangal when a guy asks for "weight a kudunga"(lanjam) etc.

He too expresses his love towards Mumtaz but time and situations spoil their love life that was going on with milk tub and ooty garden duets.

TR has practiced a special reaction for love scenes. Mumtaz will be resting on some support and TR will come near her, stretch his hands sidewards, tilt his body 45 degrees parallel to her, open his mouth in 6 cm diameter, giving a killer look towards Mumtaz. He also excels in his standard senti"mental" scenes and aduku mozhi aruvais.

Lots of chichuvesanal songs come in the movie most of which are sung by TR in background. "Ye Ye Ye Veerachaamy" is one lingering number that will spoil ur tastes of music for sumtime. TR's shouting and aerobics in the songs is the best capital punishment that can be given to terrorists.

TR does editing and so all scenes are unrelated to each other. In all scenes unwanted characters will be seen around, just because he has paid them salary and they have come to the shooting spot. For example, in all scenes happening in his house, you can see all people in his house, plus his friends, plus mumtaz.

Mumtaz goes to the extremes of worshipping TR even after marriage, and in her devotion she steals his natham pudicha shirt and dothi. Wearing the shirt and lying on the dothi, she keeps crying, when her husband spots the vasthus which are reason for eli setha naatham in his house. He ultimately burns the vasthus giving them motcham from earth and from TR.

The ultimate part of the film is the climax, when after asking "Naanum manushanthaane", TR realises he is no more a human form, and starts vetting all villan gang with aruvaal. There is a special dance from TR with dothi in one hand and aruvaal in other which no one can afford to miss. At the end of the fight, the dothi sweeps over Mumtaz'a face, indicating that she is gonna die soon.

There is a side track involving one ambala vesham pota pombala(AVPP) and pomabla vesham pota aambala(PVPA). AVPP is in love with TR's sister(the only female who looks like a female in the film) and PVPA tries to kalachify it. But finally she realizes that AVPP is not in love with her and marries him off to TR's sister in the climax.

Hearing this, the bride groom who was engaged for TR's sister comes with his parents and accuses TR of "vaaku thavaritenga". Thanmana singam TR unable to bear this insult, dies in his chair and Mumtaz also in the shock, dies in his feet.

Watching this world crap stressbuster movie will really boost up your confidence (ivanuke love nadakaudhu namaku nadakaadha), build up your courage (ivane hero va nadichitan, naama ennalaam pannalam life la) and give you a feel good effect (nammala vida mosama sila peru work pannranga ulagathula)

So don't miss your next chance in case you haven't watched this Thirai Kaaviyam yet!!!

P.S: This post is intentionally made with non sequential paragraphs to imitate the editing style of T.R :P